"Weights" was one of the Spy vs. Spy shorts that appeared on the show MADtv. thumb|300px|right
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The White Spy is walking on a sidewalk when he notices the Black Spy trying to lift some weights. The Black Spy attempts to lift a small weight, but fails. He tries to lift an even bigger weight but is interrupted by the White Spy. The White Spy tries to show off his superiority by lifting the large weight with only one finger, however, the weight snaps in half and smashes the White Spy's head multiple times. The severely injured White Spy walks away in shame while the Black Spy claps.